person: get your license
    me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
"Foreplay. TONS OF FOREPLAY. HOURS OF FOREPLAY. FOREPLAY FOREVER. Ok I’m exaggerating. But really, bitches love foreplay. Not just because it’s ‘romantic,’ but because it turns us on in every sense and the more turned on/wet we are before penetration/action, the more we’ll enjoy it and the quicker we’ll come. Kiss her, whisper dirty things to her, kiss her neck and ears, touch her all over, lick, nibble, pull her hair or spank her if she’s freaky like dat. Some light touching over the pants in the genital region is ok but let the blood rush down there, let her crave your touch before you go all out."
- Dirty Berd (via sexloveandnerdystuff)

(Source: sweetkiinks, via zombieslutfromhell)

deductions-of-the-human-heart:

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

Did you mean: Sherlock Holmes. 

(Source: whitedad, via katiebug445)

    me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
    cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
    me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

keepcalmstay-s-t-r-o-n-g:

• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• you are fabulous
• they’re probably not even paying attention when you give a presentation
• one friend is better than no friends
• eat a healthy lunch
• take care of yourself
• please stay safe
• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• I love you

(via jeonggucci)

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

People are allowed to be repulsed by sex.

People are allowed to be uncomfortable with nudity.

People are allowed to be uncomfortable with genitalia, their own or others. 

There are so many reasons why people may feels this way, from dysphoria to being asexual to coping with sexual assault to just straight up that’s how they feel.

And that’s ok.

(via tomhannigers)