me: *wakes up*
    me: wheres my phone
    me: *rips off blankets*
    me: *hears loud thud*
    me: there it is

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

(via joeyfatonesfineass)

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

(via katiebug445)

wittyandcharming:

  • Don’t be angry at yourself when anxiety/depression flares up. It isn’t your fault and no one blames you and if they do they’re pieces of shit.
  • Don’t orbit around your perceived value so much. You’re not the sum total of what you produce.
  • Don’t let yourself wonder why people love you. That’s not how it works. There are not stark, individual reasons that a person can enumerate about why they love you. It’s the entire, unique combination of what and who you are.

(via mildlyobsessiveanna)

benzodiazeplease:

if one more person writes a poem about someone having a galaxy inside them i swear to god

(via aveganpizzaparty)

hotguysandpizza:

in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination

(via thefuuuucomics)

faggotxvx:

it is SO so rare that I really click with people which is why i’m so anxious about how this relationship is gonna develop. like i am so into the idea of dating but I’d also be okay with just being friends? but dating or smooching buddies would be so cool