just found this little gem on my laptop.
dean dances himself to death?
maybe becomes a ballerina orrr no wait
he takes up a life of dancing at a seedy strip joint in North Carolina. Sam falls under becky’s love spell once again and they all live happily ever after, Hell hallucinations and all.
Just saw this and screencapped OOLOL
Sometimes I just want to make an advice column blog, but like, Ask The Winchesters(and and angel), and they give love and life advice to people who write in.
it would be like
I am an early twentysomething with a ghost problem. It started out with the usual things. Cold spikes, flickering lights, odd noises, and a few things going missing/turning up in strange places. I thought nothing of it, but then I realised it was a haunting. Imagine my surprise! After much researching the previous owners of the home and it’s inhabitants, I found out the spectre was a boy around my age who had died of high fever in the house in the 20’s. Soon after my discovery, the boy, Augustin, made his presence known to me. Four months have passed since then and I find myself writing to you and I have a confession to make. I’ve fallen helplessly in love with him! And he with me. What should I do? I know he’s a murderous spirit, but he’s my love. I’m torn.
Please help me,
lost in love.
Dear Lost in Love,
Dean is watching some Spanish tv show right now, but I read him your letter and he just said, “salt and burn”, and took a swig of beer. Bobby’s sitting there watching the stupid novella with him and added his two cents. Bobby says that you’re an idjit and that you deserve each other. He also said to send us your address so he can come and salt and burn the both of you, but then he kind of trailed off and said something in Spanish.
I have some questions before I can offer my advice. Have you seen him kill anyone, or heard of any suspicious deaths in the area lately? If he’s not harming anything/anyone, I don’t see why you two can’t be together.
Anyway, Castiel isn’t here right now or else I would give you his input. I think he’s in Mumbai or somewhere around there.
I hope you find the right path for you and your (maybe)murderous ghost. Either way you should send us your address.
I like how Sam is the one who does all the autopsies and all the gross stuff.
Headcanon: With all of Dean’s toughness, he actually gets grossed out the most easily out of the bunch. Killing is easy, but when it comes to decaying/gooey/visceral/dead things? …Ew, make Sam do it. Although Sam doesn’t enjoy it anymore than Dean would, and I’m sure he’s reluctant every time, he makes the deed his own responsibility, as if they’ve followed this mode of operation for years… which they have.